Pinki

101/1001

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:12:08 GMT

I wuz going to write up a list of the 101 things I wanted to do in the next 1001 days but someone told me mine are already all written down in a book and the book has pictures too. It's got some Indian name ..... the Karma Suit or something. Kewl! My list is already done.

bus strike

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:09:19 GMT

I wuz at a party where people were complaining about the bus strike. A few weeks ago I posted a message on a Ottawa discussion group offering to trade blow jobs for transportation. Now I'm getting driven all over the place. I even made one guy carry me to his car cuz I was wearing suede boots and didn't want 'em to get wet. I got so many person chauffeur offers, I may never get back on a bus again. Cummon people .... manipulating other people isn't brain surgery! Use your creativity.

Cast Party Pix!

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:15:16 GMT

Strap sucking it back

me looking to be a countess

this guy wasn't a real duke

Strap draws all the chickies

me kicking Elaine's ass

letz just say trunks can be fun

the whole cast

We was in a play

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:56:42 GMT

Practicum was too days ago. I am still hung over. It turns out that the acting gig was not porn, but a class with kids. hey_strappy and I got to be king and Queen of all England. We did the play once in class and once again at feast. Everyone loved us at feast. We got a lot of applause. The kids thought it was for them, but I know it was really for Strappy and me.

Our class was at 3:30 which was good since I was trashed from the night before. I like Practicum. Show up at 3:30, go to one class, perform at feast, and then go to a post-rev and get wasted. That is my kind of life. I am so made for the SCA.

The girls were all fighting over who got to get their hands on Strappy. The Strap-stud draws all the jailbait. Fortunately, I know he prefers women with experience.

I was popular too. After Strappy, me and some blond chick named Elaine were the ones that everyone was trying to get a hold of. I was definitely well fingered this weekend!

I am going to be an actress

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:14:25 GMT

I have an acting job. I'm in a play at Practicum. I get to pretend to be both a virgin and then a queen. Half of that will be more of a stretch. lol. Strappy is supposed to play my husband. I'm playin' someone named Jennifer or something and Strappy is some guy who pulled a sword from a stone.

I'll have to remember to pretend that it hurts on our wedding night. There will be a wedding night scene, right? The sword from the stone is innuendo, right?

I gotz me a job

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:01:10 GMT

Woo-hoo. More money comin' in. I'm going to be a phone psychic.

Ya gotta love a job where you can sit on your couch, smoke weed, eat ravioli out of a can, and still influence the lives of people who make 3 times as much money as you.

Wish me luck. No wait .... I already predict that you'll be wishing me luck.

Facebook and the IOC both need to get those sticks out of their butts

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:56:05 GMT

Long time, no updateage.

Letz see ..... in the past few months, I've had a couple of temp jobs. I've been working on my tantric yoga and my sword play. The summer has been awesome. Since everyone was getting ready for Pennsic and then going to Pennsic, fencing practice was canceled. So my rapier instructor and I have just been screwing instead. Yoga classes went on hiatus at the end of July due to vacations. So my yoga instructor and I have just been screwing instead. I haven't gone on vacation this summer, not even to Pennsic but I have been reaping the benefits of everyone else's vacation.

I've been working on my topless trampoline. Joe says I'm a natural. It's so much fun and such good exercise so I thought it would make an awesome demonstration sport for the 2008 Olympics. If the IOC didn't want me to send them a few thousand emails requesting that it become a demonstration sport, then they could have stopped me after the first 30. And what exactly is "cease and desist" supposed to mean anyway? Don't those words mean the same thing? Isn't it like redundant? And real mature IOC guys getting my Youtube account suspended. I sent you those links of me only because I wasn't getting any positive reaction from you just trying to describe it with words.

Maybe I should start with Sport Canada. The government's always trying to figure out how to get more women involved in sports and how to raise the profile of women's athletics. Common guys, would you rather go watch a women's lacrosse game or watch a topless trampoline competition? Anyone know who the minister of sports is? Maybe I should start an email campaign with him.

So in addition to getting my YouTube account suspended, I've also been kicked off of Facebook. Who are they to tell me that I can't use a picture of my left nipple as my default picture? Trust me, all of my high school friends will know it's me, the left one of course being the one I "accidentally" showed in the yearbook.

I see I have some new admirers on my friends list. Welcome boys!

Topless Trampoline

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:26:40 GMT

You asked about my topless trampoline teacher. Actually, he's not really a teacher. He's a guy named Joe who has a trampoline in his basement. I met him because he put an ad in the personals saying that he would let women use his trampoline for free as long as they did it topless. He was new to Ottawa and thought it would be a great way to meet people.

I go over about once a week. Health clubs charge money and Joe is free and a girl does have to keep in shape. Joe is almost as good as a personal trainer. He's taught me seat drops and knee drops. He's really dedicated to his clients. He doesn't leave the room the whole time you are there. He's dedication to safety is admirable because I think he has a bladder control problems. As soon as I'm done, whether I've been there for 15 minutes or an hour, he runs to the bathroom, saying "Let yourself out."

Joe's busy saving up his money to buy a second trampoline. I like a man with ambition. When he gets it, he's talking about offering it to people to practice topless synchro trampoline. You gotta hand it to him. Most guys aren't that supportive of women's sports.

March 14

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:52:26 GMT

Its only 4:30 and man am I tired.

I suck at cooking and haven't made anyone any steak. No one seems to be complaining about that part though.

How is this day supposed to work? How many people am I supposed to provide for?

So far, I've "provided" for hey_strappy, my fencing instructor, my yoga teacher, my bar hook-up from last weekend, and the mailman. I think that he picked today to come by with a registered letter on purpose. I was thinking of getting a pizza for dinner. Am I required to "tip" him too?

If I wanted to be this tired by 4:30, I'd get a job.

new years & cards

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:24:28 GMT

NYE-a time for some people to get smashed off their asses, party it up, hook up with new people, and generally do things they are going to regret. Or as I call it: another typical weekend. Ever notice that people use NYE and Mardi Gras as excuses to act the way I do all the time?

If you didn't get a card from me this year, it's cuz stupid frigging Black's photos wouldn't print them for me. When the paparazzi take pictures like that of Britney and Lindsey it's news, but when when I do it it's unprintable?

What could be better than getting a special, personal card from a friend with the message "Merry Christmas - Wish you were here."?

It's all about me

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:32:28 GMT

Pennsic flashback

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:06:26 GMT

Hey! Seems I did get out at least once during the day. I must've gone shopping. I was looking for a clean tshirt to wear to tantric yoga class and came across a tight cropped one that says "Apudne te vel me?"

None of the counts I was with have called yet either. Maybe I gave everyone the wrong phone number.

Pennsic!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:06:12 GMT

Woo-hoo. Back from Pennsic! What a blast! It's like Burning Man, but with everyone wearing more complicated clothing to get them out of.

That last Saturday night party was one for the record books. I'm not sure if it was the booze in that jug with the candle, those brownies, or that gelatin that dissolved on my tongue, but I woke up in a ditch on Thursday and Pennsic had been over for a day or two. I had to hitch rides home and got in late last night.

I didn't want to say anything before I went because I wasn't planning on paying site fee. I snuck into Pennsic and didn't get caught for a week and a half. Yeah me! Crash space was no problem. If your a chick at Pennsic and you can't find a stranger's tent to sleep in, you aren't trying. I slept in a different tent each night, except for the 2 times I was with Strappy. Woo-hoo. What can I say, my Strap-stud is the only one at Pennsic worth doing twice.

In my quest to become Queen, I spent time with a Count from the Middle, a Count from the West, and a Count from one of those kingdoms that start with an A. Oh, and there was an unbelted duke from Caid. You know the drill .... what's the difference between single armored combat and me at Pennsic? Funny thing is that none of them have called yet. Maybe they just got home from Pennsic too this week. Or maybe the don't have regular access to phones in Caid.

So, apparently there was fighting, and rapier, and a&s, and shopping going on at Pennsic. I wouldn't know as these things happened during the day time when I was busy doing things like sleeping, recovering from being hung over, trying to remember where I left my diaphragm the night before ..... you know, girl stuff.

That's all I remember about Pennsic for now. More as memories come back.

Too True!

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:07:04 GMT

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E-harmony can bite me!

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:46:01 GMT

29 variables of compatibility my ass!

If they are so great at finding people who are perfect for you, then why do they keep setting me up with over-sexed weirdos with a shaky grasp of reality.

Baroness

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:47:46 GMT

I went to hear the baronial wanna-bes.

Strappy and I should have ran. We would have been shoo-ins. In the end, we didn't run as
-he wanted to focus on his music
-stupid California says I have to get an official card to run
-he talked about running with some Alys chick last year at Pennsic and felt he should have run with her if he ran with anyone

It's too bad. I even had my campaign slogan ~~stolen~~ picked-out. Last federal election, my yoga instructor ran for the Tantric Sex Party on the slogan "Finally, a politician who wants to screw the electorate, not screw them over." I think that would be a good SCA slogan.

The format was also a snooze-fest. Talking, talking, talking. I have three words on how to make picking a new baron and baroness more interesting: NUDE JELLO WRESTLING.

I've been working on my new corset which I thought would be perfect for my coronation. If I can't be crowned baroness, then I think I'm going to have to aim higher and become Queen. Now, I gotta find some one to fight for me. Strappy's got that friggin' rattan allergy. My fencing teacher won't do combat. I think I'm going to have to ~~start screwing Scrappy~~ have Strappy properly introduce me to his friend Scrappy.

Quizes

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 17:25:34 GMT

LJ Interests meme results

being a love-bunny:
with the right amount of charm .. or right amount of intoxicants, I could be yours too
bunnies:
I'm bi-speciesist, but prefer bunnies
erotic hobbies:
they offer some cool classes where I take yoga lessons
fishnets:
luv fishnets. Most guys luv them too
hares:
just like bunnies, but BIGGER
lingerie:
gotta luv that stuff
parties:
woo-hoo!!!
sca:
getting to know some interesting people through it
snuggling:
good before, after, and even during
tantric yoga:
I love my yoga instructor! He rox!! I'm busy finding nirvana once a week .. sometimes multiple times!

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

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New icon

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:31:53 GMT

People suggested that I get a new icon. The ones with Strappy made us look too .. well,like we were an exclusive couple. Bad for me meeting guys, bad for him meeting girls. This one should make me look more .. um available. This is me ready for Zaphods.

Fencing lessons going well

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:15:18 GMT

Was asked about my fencing progress.

I'm doing private sessions with that fencer I met at a canton party. Things are going well. We've done a lot of thrusting and he's taught me to parry. Soon I might even get to hold a sword.

haha

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 20:53:15 GMT

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Woo Hoo

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 18:42:43 GMT

What a Saturday. I'm not the kind of girl who kisses and tells. So, I'll just leave out the kissing and tell you the rest. :-)

I finally got together with a lover that I've wanted to spend some time with. His roommates were gone for the day so we had the whole house to ourselves. My lover asked that I not name him in case this gets back to his roommates, so I'll just call him "HM".

HM has a gas fireplace, so we were able to start things off by the fire.

First time I've ever gotten it on both a kitchen counter and a tiger striped chair in the same afternoon.

HM found a key for the mailbox. I love doing it outside.

Newly covered kitchen chairs came in handy.

I took the safety lock off on HM's tool in the workshop.

I was properly packaged on the shipping table.

What we did on the fabric pile is probably better left unsaid.

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 15:24:20 GMT

Yawn ... this is far too early to be up. Person I'm crashing with wants me gone by Monday. I'm running out of friends to free load off of. I either gotta get a real job or find new friends. Wonder which is easier?

Gotta find a job that doesn't start too early ... or one that doesn't care if ya show up late. Maybe I can hook up with Strappy and find out if there's any openings where he is. Maybe I can just hook up with hey_strappy and that'll get my mind off of everything else. lol

Sword play

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 03:30:18 GMT

Been thinking more about the SCA and finding out what kinds of things you can do. I'm thinking that rapier might be my thing.

Men in tight pants ... yum!

And what guy couldn't resist me in thigh high boots with cold steal in my hands.

Here I am!

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 18:25:13 GMT

hey_strappy made this LJ thing sound like so much fun that I thought I'd get one too. He also made the SCA sound like fun - maybe I'll join that too.